I had such a shit day with Metro/Metlink whatever the fuck it is, thanks to their changes on the pakenham/cranbourne/frankston lines and I kept thinking about this tumblr and how it unites us all in out hatred. So glad you guys made it!
Bad service. Hate it. Spread it!: Jumponit - SkinTech laser and hair removal. Blackburn
Is anybody else as obsessed with these online coupons as I am? I LOVE THEM. I buy ones for shit I know I don’t want under ordinary circumstances but it becomes a necessity once it’s presented to me in coupon form. And then I hear horror stories from friends. They seem to all centre around the beauty industry. I haven’t personally had any terrible experiences, but in a lot of cases, I haven’t become a returning customer (except at Cabinet Bar (a place I’d been to once before they offered amazing $5 cocktail vouchers courtesy of zizzle.com.au) and Boda Haircutters - both these places rock and I recommend them times a thousand). Moral of the story? If you want returning clientele, treat them right!
If you have any horror stories, I’d like to hear ‘em!
I went here with a Jumpoinit deal and the service kind of rubs me the wrong way, in fact it’s a bit of hit or miss. If you are a full paying customer then you can ignore this review.
Pros
- the staff is very knowledgeable and knows what their doing.
-quite friendly to your face and happy to…
This is Australia
Fuck no Metlink: TELL US ABOUT YA WORST EXPERIENCE WITH PASSENGERS!
J here, i’ve had the worst luck in the past with other people on public transport, here’s a run down.
- really annoying school children who think having an orange cake face is good. they also talk about that one time they got into a fight behind bundy square coles.
- povo middle ages women with…
People without fucking headphones. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
24 moons!
(Source: melbournefragments)
Melbourne, according to urbandictionary
The wannabe capital of Australia.
All they do is talk themselves up and bitch about Adelaide and Sydney. Every good thing about Melbourne is stolen and copied from elsewhere, yet they claim full credit. This city has delusions of grandeur.
Melbourne is akin to a person born ugly, talentless and boring who then has non stop plastic surgery. Then lies, cheats and steals personality traits and life stories from others. All for the purpose of wanting everyone to think they are “the shit”
Its just a sad wannabe city…
It wants to be Adelaide but bigger and hipper than Sydney with a clean river like Perth.
Vic: Melbourne is the best, Adelaide is a hole.
Ad: Thats why you copy or steal every single idea and creation Adelaide comes up with, right?
Vic: Fuck you. Sydney is too big and overrated, Melbourne is more laid back and beautiful.
Syd: Thats why you are trying to BE us, always nipping at our heels, right?
Vic: Fuck you. Hobart sounds like fart.
Hob: You are running on empty.
Vic: Fuck all of you, we invented football.
Brissy: You Corrupted football. Theres only one real state of origin now.
Vic: Fuck rugby. We have Rove.
Perth: Actually, thats our fault.
Melbourne is a sexy, cosmopolitan city located in the state of Victoria, Australia. If Melbourne were personified she would be gorgeous, aromatic, and a’la mode, sipping on a mocha. Its Australia’s fashion capital, not to mention the centre of the arts, culture, shopping and food. And yes there is a ‘friendly regional rivalry’ between Melbourne and Sydney. And as others have had stabs at the worlds most liveable city, I’d like to provide some real defence, as un-biasedly as I can:
* Melbourne actually got to be a capital for a while (1901-27), sydney never did. In fact the High Court of Australia was only moved to Canberra in 1980.
* I’m sure many love ‘footy’ and rugby, yet Football (aka soccer) is the world game and played by the world’s masses, making both these sports quite insignificant in regards to any ‘claim of superiority’ by either city.
* Melbourne hosted the Olympics nearly half a century before sydney, and still holds bigger and more significant events, eg Melbourne Cup, Australian Tennis Open, Grand Prix etc, plus a stack of other art/food/fashion festivals already mentioned.
* As a city there actually is some marvellous architecture, too much to mention, though some already has been. The Opera house is a gem however, but I’m rather over the bridge. Melbourne’s city planning is undoubtedly superior to sydney, and everyone knows it, with its roads and streets, esp in the CBD. And let’s not forget Melbourne’s intricate transport system. It’s modern ..
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
Madam Brussels
Peace, Love And Mung Beans // Brunswick, Melbourne //
Melbourne beats Sydney in survey of liveable cities
positive reinforcement atm.
